In order to deal with the annoyance of taking down the Christmas decorations? I don’t put any up in the … More
1. It’s easy to get fat in America. If you ask for a large in The States, you get a … More
1. The Beer: It’s not big, and it’s not clever. It’s watery vom. Get yourself a decent European pint America! … More
“When I was 19 I spent the Summer working at a theme park on the Jersey shore.
I worked for $6-an-hour, 12-hours-a-day, in 100-degree-heat…
And it was genuinely the best Summer of my life. (Largely thanks to a seedy fake ID bought from the dodgiest Latvian man I’ve ever met).”