How to celebrate St. David’s Day:

St. David’s Day was and is all about celebrating NOT being English. Sometimes? They dye the water in Swansea City Centre’s Fountains RED for the occasion, meant to symbolize the red of the dragon and the blood of the patriots. But it looks more like a scene from the Plagues of Egypt, just with chavs substituting the locusts and fake tans taking the place of boils.