"I'd forgotten what green is. I live on reclaimed desert - there's no greenery... no leaves... no vegetation... just sand and dust and concrete - So on arriving at The Jumeirah Golf Estates (the most verdant place in all of Dubai!) I had to ROLL in the grass.."
"It's NOT survival of the fittest, you are buying keychains, evolution has already forgotten you. DON'T try your luck again: GET IN THE LINE AND STAY THERE UNTIL YOU ARE CALLED."
"But most importantly of all: The Met Line draws crazies like Picasso did. It's nothing but a sea of surreal eyes-where-feet-should-be and dogs on roller-skates. It's a veritable dick parade..."